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Old Jun 13, 2006, 07:34 AM // 07:34   #2361
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A Fpoon.
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 07:35 AM // 07:35   #2362
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 07:36 AM // 07:36   #2363
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Removal of Dairy Queen commercials.

HM. IT SEEMS I HAVE BEEN BEATEN.

TO DEFEAT METEOR, I CAST STRAFE!!!
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 07:36 AM // 07:36   #2364
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A removal of Dairy King.
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 07:40 AM // 07:40   #2365
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Wait, what the ass?
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 07:41 AM // 07:41   #2366
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Don't ask.

A kick in the ass.
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 07:42 AM // 07:42   #2367
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Rubber pants.
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 07:43 AM // 07:43   #2368
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Excessive moisture.
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 07:46 AM // 07:46   #2369
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 07:47 AM // 07:47   #2370
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Level 47 Paladin, with a Holy Smite that hits for 4d6
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 07:49 AM // 07:49   #2371
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I was actually thinking of the Body Spray/deodorant.

Oh well.

A big-ass level 50192384013985091328509238450923809438290 Dragon with every skill in the game, which gets to roll 10395801938509381250982309480238409238409230923 0329480923840923804982390 sided-dice.
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 07:50 AM // 07:50   #2372
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You forgot a decimal place. A power surge / flamethrower.
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 07:52 AM // 07:52   #2373
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What decimal place?

Dragon has powerful armor that prevents people like you from succeeding.
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 07:53 AM // 07:53   #2374
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A big-ass level 5019238401398509132850.9238450923809438290 Dragon with every skill in the game, which gets to roll 10395801938509381250982309480238409238409230923 0329480923840923804982390 sided-dice.
That decimal place. I use Weaken Armor on the Dragon.
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 07:54 AM // 07:54   #2375
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But it prevents you from succeeding. And who needs a damn decimal place there?
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 07:55 AM // 07:55   #2376
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Then I use Jesus on it. You do, as it makes the Dragon 1/100th of a 10th less powerful...somehow.
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 07:57 AM // 07:57   #2377
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Jesus is fake to us asians.

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Old Jun 13, 2006, 07:59 AM // 07:59   #2378
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 07:59 AM // 07:59   #2379
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 08:00 AM // 08:00   #2380
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Rock eating pelican.

This is so random.
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